It didn't. After a month of asking my daughter online every day, “Did the book arrive yet?” I went to my local P.O., receipt in hand, to request a tracking of the book. It was then that I noticed something on the receipt: “Aruba – First-Class Pkg.” ARUBA? What? The print-out from the Postmaster confirmed it: “Destination: ARUBA.” Fearing dementia, I checked the receipt from my Customs Declaration. Yes, clearly, I sent the book to Australia, not Aruba.
But the USPS was clearly looking to end our relationship. I wanted my money back. No way, they said. Track the package, I demanded. Can't track it once it leaves the country, they retorted. “Is it in Aruba?” I queried. “Oh, no, it wouldn't have gone to Aruba!” the USPS insisted.
Liars.
I have a record of the phone calls I have made to the USPS. I have dates, names, case numbers, all of it. I was told, on my last phone call, that it would take up to 23 days before I would get a response. (Twenty-three days? How in the world do they predict that?)
Well, the distraction of the holidays, travel, and small family crises took my attention away from the USPS. My daughter, too, was traveling all over that crazy land down under. She returned to her home base this week and messaged me, “Oh! The book arrived! 'Missent to Aruba' it says on the package!” Okay, so FOUR MONTHS LATER, it found its way to the address I'd printed on the package. Never mind that my daughter finished her masters thesis without it. The USPS delivered.
And today, I received in the mail:
- from India, a book sent from a friend
- from HongKong, a connector that will allow me to display my
MacBook Air programs on my TV
- from my financial advisor, a check to cover my son's college
room and board
- from a magazine publishing company, an amazing offer to get
two years for the price of one plus a free bookmark plus a garden
planting guide plus a cookbook plus a long term care policy . . .
all for only $9.95!
I do not love the USPS - too much waiting on line. But a great story anyway.
ReplyDeleteI hope she took a picture of the package when it arrived. :-)
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